Uncle Searcher

This title is awarded to anyone who, after years of searching, finally finds someone's long lost uncle using advanced radar technology from the CIA. If not performed correctly, you can triangulate the position of the wrong uncle, which can be catastrophic. It takes dedication, perseverance, and flexibility to triangulate someone's uncle. Only few men in the galaxy are capable of such a task.

As an uncle searcher, I found my friend's Uncle Sam, who had been missing for over 20 years. I am now a national hero, running for President in 2020.

by The Uncle Searcher November 1, 2019

Urban searcher

An urban seacher is a male or female who spends their nights clicking the random button or typing in letters and hitting search to see what comes up until their fingers fall off. They then proceed to get on their hands and knees to search for their once attached fingers.

I was up all night and I think I've become a urban searcher

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015

clout searcher

Someone who takes measures into their own hands, in search of desperate need of fame.

Why is this guy on social media degrading females... Well, afterall he's the typical clout searcher.

by Sxxp. October 3, 2017

liver searcher

One whos penis is so large that it penetrates past the vagina and into the liver.

Bedster told me that his dick is so large that it is a liver searcher. I then replied with "yes mon."

by kill21345 October 11, 2005

turd searcher

Crass and politically incorrect phrase describing a male homosexual with strong anal intentions

Buster: Looks like Barry is on the prowl prancin' and dancin' at the Blue Oyster Bar
Bubba: Yeah, he's a bonafide turd searcher. He'll be biting the pillow before long.

by wch-meister October 24, 2017

syph-searcher

An unsavory character who is deliberately looking to catch Syphilis.

TWO GUYS WALK UP INTO A PUB TO CHILL AND CHOP GIRLS.

guy #1: There is some fine ass booty up in this piece... waitin' fo a chick to hit.

guy #2: Dude, it is like you want to contract and scabby disease on your fire hose

guy #1: Who the f%&@ is you talkin' to???

guy #4: You!!! Wow you are such a syph-searcher

by StitCh3z7 on YouTube August 5, 2009

Searcher's Block

When you are trying to think of songs you want to listen to while you are on the computer but can't think of anything to search.

"God, I spent 5 minutes with my hands on the keyboard staring at YouTube trying to decide what song to listen to."
"Sounds like you had a case of Searcher's Block."

by t12j19c95 September 22, 2009