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cockdoodle

When you dip your dick in ink and draw with it.
Person 1: Dude did you see my cockdoodle? I framed it!
Person 2: Sweeet.
by gianluke November 30, 2006
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cocktopussy

A noun meaning sexual intercourse, literally 'cock to pussy'.

Derivation: A pun on the title of the James Bond film / book 'Octopussy' in which the lead character, Mr Bond (double agent 007), gets plenty of 'cock to pussy'.
Hey babe, we've had a great night out, now how about a little cocktopussy (wink, wink!).
by silkpouch September 22, 2007
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Cockatool

Noun. An Australian tourist behaving badly. Found mainly on ski fields, but may occur in other settings.
Mostly male, but breeding pairs are common when attached to snow boards. Identified by loud squarks - mating call - across hitherto quiet mountain sides.

Plumage - varies, but usually includes scruffy unwashed hair and vulgar T-shirts.
Habitats - ubiquitous to adrenaline fuelled sporting areas. During migration, can befoul any transit lounge in under five minutes. Ski queues can similarly transform into rutting zones.
Behaviour - smoking on pristine slopes and defiling local shrine with their scat.
Just look at that Cockatool drinking a beer while pissing into snow drifts.
by Ineverdothis July 15, 2016
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cocktologist

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.
by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009
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gay cockatoo

(1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.

Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005
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Cocktonsil

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls
The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.
by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010
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Cockoo

This is the term for when a girl hooks up with a guy, and then the guy becomes clingy and attached, forgetting that it was just "a good time." It is the combination of the words: Cock and Kukoo. It is used to describe when a man becomes clingy, similar to when a woman becomes clingy it is known as "dickmatized."
As soon as she slept with Ruben, she knew he was going to go cockoo on her. And she was right.
by MrsPeacockColonelMustard June 10, 2011
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