Cocknish

1.) One who sucks the cock of a man while he urinates.

2.) Someone so sexually frustrated that he may pathetically attepmt to suck his own cock. multiple times. daily.

2.) Munish Gandevia.

1.) "Oh my god, That guy is such a cocknish. He'll never get laid."

2.) "Wow, did you see that obease hobo, crying like a baby on the sidewalk, bending over?"

"Yea man, ugh gross, I think that was a cocknish."

by ThE LONLEY WOLF WOMAN EATING October 22, 2009

compenisate

When someone attempts to compensate for their inadequate/small penis size.

"Look at that guy's huge pick up truck!"
"Yeah, he's obviously trying to compenisate."

by Urban Knowledge August 29, 2012

copenis

wingman; a trustworthy friend with a penis

working alongside someone who has a penis

"You want to go clubbin' tonight?"
"Only if you're my copenis!"
"I'll be your copenis anytime!"

"Were you in the library?"
"Yeah, I was working copenis with Jimmy and Joe."

by Jotorka December 7, 2011

cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

cockenstein

to have an extremly frankensteinish penis

dude did u have sex last night .
yehh i did and she was like omg its likes a cockenstein down their

by kincadeus, and my pic hEnSoN June 27, 2010

Cock Penis

The highest rank of a male sex organ.
Usually used to describe big ones, or someone who knows how to use it well.

"That dude has a Cock Penis!"

by SpiritBoy February 9, 2009

Cocktension

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

by Harry Herring March 26, 2009