Cob

Cob
-pronounced kawb
-adjective

A negative adjective used to describe a person or place/event. Originated on the football field of Arroyo Grande High School (a small town in the central coast of California).

You little kids are so cob.

That concert was so cob it was just a bunch of teary-eyed emos.

by tommdogg December 5, 2007

cobbed

When sitting on the toilet, you reach over to tear off some toilet paper only to find that there's nothing but the cardboard tube, or cob, left on the roll.

There's no shitwipe left on the roll. I've been cobbed!

by Mr. Weebitzy December 7, 2013

cob on

Verb: (I think)

Origin: Northern England

Term used to describe the state of being usually referred to as grumpiness or sulking. Aka 'being in an arse', 'having a mard' or just basically being a miserable, pissed off so and so.

Peter: "What's wrong with that stupid bitch?"

Paul: "F*** knows, she's got a cob on"

by Glenn Parington July 11, 2005

Cob on

Bad tempered mood,

"He wouldn't talk to me as he had a right cob on" or
"She had such a cob on that she wouldn't even put the kettle on"

by Elizza June 12, 2006

cob

Acronym for Close of Business. Usually referring to a 5:00PM deadline.

Middle manager: "umm, if you could just get that done by COB, that would be terrrrrrrific."
Programmer: "sure, I'll get to that right away" ::what the hell, I guess I better do that right away...I'll look up COBB on Urban Dictionary::

by middle manager March 10, 2005

the cob

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tucking your junk inbetween your legs and turning to bend over and show any unfortunate onlookers

Casey got everybody with the cob that day!!

by phillip sims May 1, 2006

COB

Close of Business, it means by the end of the working hours of the business.

By COB on Monday, by the end of the business day o Monday.

Submit your resume COB Monday, 27th February 2017.

by Flying Kev February 22, 2017