Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

comatose curb stomp blow job kick

The process of obtaining a “dumb hoe” in dark area. In order to get the “dumb hoe” to “eat your dick” call onto a “down ass homie” for assistance in “slam kicking” the “dumb hoes” neck in direction to land “dumb hoes” mouth onto your dick at a strong enough impact so that the “dumb hoe” has ability to “garble your balls deep in her throat”

*If successful you may see “dumb hoes” eyes pop out her head

Defetion provided by the dopest fort maker this side of the north bay ca

Damn John, thanks for helping with that comatose curb stomp blow job kick last week, that dumb hoe got deep past my balls with your help.

by LakeCountyTreatsYouRight February 9, 2018

Comadose

This term means the mega or super strong amount of drug or alcohol that someone takes and instead of feeling high, they are in a coma state. This is obviously not good.

Barry thought that using triple his main amount of it would help him feel even better. He was wrong! When he woke up in the hospital days later, his sexy nurse told him that he had taken a comadose and he was lucky to be alive.

by von groovy April 16, 2025

Comadose

This is term means someone has ingested a mega dose of drugs or alcohol and instead of being in a euphoric state, they are in a coma. This is obviously not a good thing.

Barry thought using triple his typical dose would make him feel three times better. Tragically it did not. Barry had taken a comadose and everyone was worried that he may not pull through. When he woke up in the hospital three days later his sexy nurse told him to get his shit together.

by von groovy June 17, 2025