closie

Self Portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.

Bro she's cute but she has to be fat. All her profile pictures are closies.

by Sean Ried April 10, 2015

Closescoper

Someone in a first person shooter who is so fucking good with a sniper that they use it even in close range and still somehow manage to beat your ass when you try to shotgun or sub-machine gun them.

1: Why am I so bad now?
2: Wha?
1: Man, I used to be able to shotgun people from 1000 feet, now I'm getting killed by a closescoper!

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

*closes tab*

when you want to end a conversation quickly without being rude. used as a real life asterisk.

person 1: yeah so then i went to the-
person 2: *closes tab*

by yeet that bitch August 15, 2019

closier

awesome dude

"dude this guy is such a closier I love him"

by closier February 1, 2022

Closied

Someone of extreme intelligence and natural talent. Often a name, or a nickname.

Closied was world champion in several different sports.

by The Big Definition Man December 24, 2023

when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban`~`Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban`~`Robles There Is

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban`~`Robles There Is

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025