Someone who avidly denies that they are a weeb even if they are one - may involve insulting other weebs to hide their own weebiness
"Hey zuke, are you a weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"
"No, you are the weeb trash, I don't watch that garbage you weeb"
"but you do watch it, you closet weeb"
by andyforlaifu February 15, 2020
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The one you wouldn't suspect.
The one you wouldn't suspect.
by Clarissa To May 6, 2006
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put an end to the old way of living and start a new life void of all the secrets and lies from the old life and filled with mental strenght
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
Person 1: He says he likes big butts.
Person 2: That's such a lie he's totally gay it must be a closet guard.
Def 2;
Person 1: I heard that he is dating some girl but he is so homosexual and there's nothing wrong with that but ya.
Person 2: Must be a closet guard.
In other words beard
by The Bouchebag August 12, 2014
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by "The truth" July 6, 2012
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by yrame September 10, 2012
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by taphi1234 July 24, 2011
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