Clop-on

A semi-erect penis. The word has its origins from the equestrian world.

I always awake with a clop-on.
Bessie had a raging clop-on as I brushed him down.

by clop-on April 04, 2009

clop

when your dick/ballsack makes a clapping noise on your thigh that only you can hear, unless you ask everyone to be quite and make a humping motion rapidily to generate the clopping noise. Note:This can only be achieve if your wearing loose boxers.

Teamate 1.< Man on our run this morning you were clopping like a bitch.
Teamate 2.< I know all my briefs were in the laundry so I only had boxers so it was like a moonbounce down there.

by Andrew R.C. August 21, 2007

Clopping

An horrible sexual fetish involving mlp. Usually combined with other inhuman perversions like futanari, furry, rule34 or bestiality. A common perversion for bronies, even if they vehemently deny that. Examples can be found in r/clopping, in the Rule34 site or in the Fluffybooru site. Threads involving clopping are immediately deleted by the mods of the site that cannot be named ( Rule 1 ). If you find yourself attracted by clopping, please report to the nearest Arbiter station for immediate execution.

Brony: I am into clopping, but it is just an harmless kink
Sane human being: *Revs a chainsword and guts the brony alive.
Brony: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Celestia help meeeeeeeeeee!
Sane human being: May the Emperor have mercy for you, because I won't.

by MassiveAnalLeakage April 26, 2018

Clop

When you're running and your dick balls start bashing together, making a "clop" sound.

I went running today, and my balls were clopping really loud!

by Sam Leisenring April 03, 2015

clop

Someone who faps(clops) to my little pony or horse porn. They are mostly bronys (mostly males who dress up as unicorn and watch my little pony.)

You: Where are you going man

Friend: I'm going to go clop

You: What's that?

Friend: Faping to my little pony and horse porn

You: unfriend him*

by cummuncher69 November 13, 2020

Clop

Slapping a nibba so hard their ears start ringing

"if you don't cut out that shit imma clop you"

"His hands are huge, he could clop the shit outa someone"

by Puck-boi December 30, 2018

Clop

The act of pulling someone's hood over their head by using both or one of your arms to pull it up. If done on the King Of Clop, you will officially gain the title and become the King Of Clop. It can also be called the KOC. Yes... KOC.

Did you see Tayler get clopped by Aaron (The King Of Clop) yesterday? He got pwned.

by King Of Clop August 07, 2009