clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

Clobber-Waffle

A way of calling someone stupid, or an idiot.

He is such a Clobber-Waffle!

by Harleigh James May 7, 2020

clobber the clown

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

Clobber (ClobberClobber)

a very epic gamer

Joe: Clobber (ClobberClobber) is very epic

Deez: yes

by ClobberClobber May 30, 2021

clobber the kleenex

Having a sexual affair with klenex brand tissue.

by Scotty May 21, 2003

clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018