Canesia

The loss of memory caused by the consumption of too musch cane spirits

My husband suffers from canesia the morning after drinking too much cane spirits ie Promise more than he can deliver

by Doves July 2, 2011

Camnesia

Music festival of the year, Starring BLonde Louis.
Created by the students of Bishop's Hatfield Girls' School and Sir Freds.
Jelle, TH sqaured, Ema Rianne, Charlotte, Bryony.

Who's Emma? Tikeya runs Camnesia.

by emmaalikesteaa February 26, 2011

CARNESIA

Carnesia - is the loss of short-term memory that occurs when you walk back to your car only to realize you have no idea where it is. The most common cure for carnesia is pressing your lock/unlock button in quick hits in hope to see your vehicle reply with the welcoming yellow flashes that say "I'm over here dumbass"

GUY 1 - Hey man, I don't know if it was the afternoon shots at the mall but for the life of me I can't remember where I parked.

GUY 2 - Hey bro just a minor case of carnesia, just keep hitting your lock/unlock until the car moves you closer.

by NickyLags December 23, 2011

cramnesia

The state of forgetting everything one has learned during the past 24 hours of intensive study as soon as one is confronted with an exam.

Despite staying up all night skimming his Art History textbook, Eliot suffered a bad case of cramnesia and could not remember anything he'd read when he attempted to write an essay comparing the works of Jan Van Eyck to those of Hieronymus Bosch.

by Merryman Webster September 30, 2014

clonesia

Always wanting to call someone by a different name, or actually doing it, because they look like or remind you of that other person. A disorder closely related to "namesia."

My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"

by Linwood May 4, 2009

lamnesia

What someone wandering the streets in an apparent "mental blank" claims to have when informed not only of his identity, but dat he's wanted by da cops.

A number of individuals who claim to not know who they are turn out to be escaped convicts; sounds like classic cases of "lamnesia" to me.

by QuacksO September 26, 2022

Clamnosis

The act of being hypnotized by the Clam Lady

The only way I can get any pussy is through clamnosis.

by Slippy March 6, 2004