by Prezolution April 4, 2019
Get the Clammed mug.To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!
In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!
In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!
Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.
Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.
Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.
by Head Gooey Duck In Charge February 4, 2010
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Clammeh • Clammed • clammer • Clammer Hammer • Clammed down • Clammed fanny • Clammered • Clammerhead • Cammeh • land clammer
someone you could consider a goofball or knucklehead.
clammerheads like to smoke pot and giggle, often.
clammerheads like to smoke pot and giggle, often.
Mike: Pray tell.
Mike: I don't know why i said that; I just wanted to use that phrase - that's what you should've replied with when I said there were jokes to be made.
Trisa: You're such a clammerhead.
Mike: I don't know why i said that; I just wanted to use that phrase - that's what you should've replied with when I said there were jokes to be made.
Trisa: You're such a clammerhead.
by coned_miro May 8, 2011
Get the Clammerhead mug.Oh girl, you got any Lysol wipes? I didn't realize your toilet seat was down and I just clammed all over it.
by Mama GZ August 26, 2015
Get the Clammed mug.To use when someone/something/yourself are/is rolled, wrecked, owned, etc.
A way to describe what happened.
A way to describe what happened.
by 'Cus May 27, 2005
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Get the Clammered mug.Jim: "Ay man look at Vasquez. He just felatioed with that Clammer. He's definitly got Herpe's or somethin'"
Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"
Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!
Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"
Man: " Yea dude, Susie's fasho been with atleast 50 guys!"
Vasquez: thought to himself: " I hope she doesn't have anything, her clam(vagina) is crusty and sploogin with green ooze!
Chick: " I can't wait to do him. It's been so long since I been with someone, because my herpes wouldn't heal!"
by Jim LJ November 16, 2010
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