Chronicseur

/ Chron-ic-seur / ˈkränik,-ˈso͝or /
Noun.

An expert judge in matters of cannabis.

That budtender knew her stuff, She was a real chronicseur.

by Puf N. Stuf April 26, 2014

Chronoslaughter

A violent waste of time. Extreme waste of time. Failing to keep track of time. The destruction of usefulness by inaction. The cessation of time or of conceptual of time. The removal of all notion or sense of time. Negligence of time. Defiance of the principal of time.
(See also chronocide)

I spent HOURS on the interweb today, but didn't get a thing done. Complete chronoslaughter!

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Chronies

An Indie Rock and Roll band based out of Iowa City, IA & Chicago that sounds like Rock & Roll, Sex, & Alcohol

The Chronies are an Indie Pop Rock band originating in Iowa City, IA. Comprising of 5 members: Todd (vocals/keyboard), Nicholas (guitar/vocals), Levi (drums/beer-maker), Michael (bass), and Chris (guitar) with special guests Brandon (guitar), and Jordan (bass). The Chronies formed two weeks prior to performing their debut show on May Day @ Old Brick in Iowa City, IA and is currently working in their Chicago studio producing their first cd.

look for audio and video examples on myspace, youtube, and facebook

we all met through chronic chronyism and called eachother cronies at work. Then we started to live together and shortly after that we formed a band called the Chronies

"ey Yo Steve, Look @ Those cronies!" "what a bunch of labrats!" "mmmmm...chicheese"

Todd: Keyboard, Vocals
Nicholas: Guitar, Vocals
Levi: Drums
Michael: Bass
Chris: Guitar

by a Chrony January 31, 2009

Chronosaurus

The name for a 3 chamber bubbler that looks like a dinosaur wearing a sweater.

Also could be chronosaurus rex, chronosweaterosaurus, sweaterosaurus rex, or sweaterosaurus.

On 420 my friends and I were gathered around smoking and decided to name my bubbler Chronosaurus.

by snoopycoop420 April 22, 2008

chronicpost

A Canadian Online Dispensary located out of British Columbia, EST 2019.
ChronicPost.co

Bro, we're getting our weed from CP - ChronicPost!
Haven't you heard of ChronicPost? They have the best selection of Canadian weed online!

by JacobAtCP July 30, 2020

chronies

meoni and friends. a shady bunch of folks.

the chronies were at the park last night.

by five star wifey February 23, 2004

Chronoscepter

1) An FPS weapon with the most pwnage out of any others. See also psychosis gun.

2) A Weapon of Mass Destruction.

The U.S. led coalition in disarming Iraq was a start, but recent statistical surveys show that 99% of American households felt that Chronosceptering it might have been a better idea.

by sux0r September 24, 2003