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Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.
"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"
by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009
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Chrisean

Chrisean: “ I did it for you Blue! Took my tooth out! 🦷😁”

It’s a vibe all the time!!”
by BlackMamaThiccButt September 4, 2022
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christtard

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.
"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."
by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007
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christenable

Christenable : Belief that something is nice
That girl is Christenable
I could really christen that icecream over there
by Chandradi June 14, 2018
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Christa

Perfection, Beautiful, Amazing, Great in Bed, Fantastic Girlfriend.
Wow, last night was so good, her name must have been Christa.
by Katchu June 20, 2011
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Christa Dawn

The shy when you first meet her girl with a heart of gold. Loyal to her people and loves beyond imagination. She is the most kind person almost to a fault because sometimes people take advantage of that kindness and cause her hardships. But she just rolls with always believing you get what you give! Her #1 rule is also the golden rule = treat others how you want to be treated. Her profession is what she believes she was born to do because a forever caretaker. She is very strong because of all the hardships and ugliness she has faced in her life but yet she is humble and loving. She is the epitome of beautiful for she is inside and out!
Christa Dawn is the best home health aide ever!
by Melawn1 August 28, 2017
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chrisevansdirtywh0re

chrisevansdirtywh0re is a special person! am i concerned for them, they are a amazing friend. 🙄💅
chrisevansdirtywh0re is like my fav mutual
my fav celebrity is chrisevansdirtywh0re
by iminlovewithnatasha July 16, 2021
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