Comportunity

The opportunity to have a convo with someone you would never approach.

Sally had a great comportunity with the head of the research department Saturday (I wish I had her style sense).

Jim loves it when he wears his college football team logo tee to the park because it gives him comportunites with the hotties.

by WordPictureArtist March 28, 2019

Hopportunity

When you give a Soviet scientist a chance to drive away and he has to come crawling back because his 7-foot monster friend knows he talked.

Jim Hopper: I'M GIVING HIM A HOPPORTUNITY!
Joyce Byers: Jim, he's started the car, and I'm pretty sure he's driving away!

by Max-i-mooo July 7, 2019

cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop a feel.

"Dude, I just had the greatest copportunity ever, Marsha's chest was so close to my arm..."

by Gabryelle August 27, 2009

Copportunity

An opportunity to cop-a-feel

I had a copportunity when hanging out with this girl last night, but her boyfriend showed up.

by _vlad_the_impaler April 14, 2010

Copportunity

The opportunity given to specifically cop a feel or buy something of interest.

I noticed my copportunity open up when her boyfriend left her side and she turned around and faced away from me.

My copportunity was lost when I went to the store and forgot my wallet at home.

by TheGuyFromToday November 11, 2014

copporitunity

The chance to cop a feel

peppers butts

"Hey man did you just grab my ass?"
"Yeah, I took the copporitunity"

by P-p-p-pepper January 3, 2016