Dirty Chorizo

When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.

Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.

by JQrazy November 29, 2009

choizik

a term derived from Russian meaning penis.

He was being a bitch, so i slapped him with my choizik.

by shaigitzkilla November 5, 2005

chorizo wrestler

one who wrestles with sausage.

"hey bro do you want to go watch wrestling with us?"
response:
"hell no i'm not a chorizo wrestler!"

by cw425 January 7, 2010

choriz

Short for chorizo, slang for a penis, can be a noun or a verb.

She came over last night- and I slipped her the choriz.

I would love to choriz that tall blonde over there.

by Opiepost69 February 8, 2017

mas chorizo

a Mexican sausage fest

Hey Pedro that fiesta really sucked no senoritas just mas chorizo.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

[chorizo]

This word is used in Spain and Argentina, it can be called the penis.

its mostly used in argentina because they have a barbaque with family every sunday and its a type of meat

you have a huge chorizo.
this chorizo was really good.

by uncovered gril June 6, 2020

moozer choozer

an insult used instead of the word loser which has became boring and fuetile in todays culture, someone whom choozes to mooze, consisting of the word moozer and choozer,
a loser whom is that way because they have chosen to their own downfall

tim decided not to come out, he chose to mooze
tim is a moozer choozer

by mike & roZ August 17, 2006