Chooiz

Short for "what you is" (Wha-choo-iz); loosely used as an inquiry in regards to another person's current state of affairs. A comical play on "what's up", this phrase was coined in NYC circa 2005 while mimicking the loud and frequently garbled African American linguistic style revered and recognized in recent pop culture as "ebonics". Also commonly screamed nonsensically as an unwelcomed interjection into periods of serious conversation.

Chooiz nigga?
Whachoooiza?

by Jamey Mathiason June 28, 2006

Chooing

(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.

Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021

eating chorizo

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.

Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?

by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009

Cholizm

Definition of illness for beautiful girls who are fun and interesting, but can turn into WITCHES if underslept. They can get very aggressive and mad. Also they are used to walk like Zombies, especially in public places.

- Go to sleep earlier today! You don't want to feel Cholizm tommorow.

by Czeslaw Milosz September 25, 2019

Pak Chooie Unf

Code programmed into and executed by space robots, usually the pusher or shover models. Often spoken aloud by said robots, often reduced to simply "Pak Chooie".

"PAK CHOOIE UNF
I am a Pusher Robot.
DATA: To start fires
TARGET: Grandmother
DATA: Lies
PAK CHOOIE UNF"

by Deomatrumus November 10, 2008

Chorizorian

A specific penivore. One who prefers penis of the latino/mexicano race.
Chorizo is a mexican sausage link, it is also a slang word for penis.

-Billybob (the white guy): Do you think your friend Liz would possibly let me hit that?

-Amanda: Sorry dude, you stand no chance. Liz is strictly chorizorian.

by Amanda_luvgdes November 4, 2011

choo-choozy

When a female acts as if she is too good to show a male, who shows interest in her, any attention.

Look at that chick over by the bar. I tried to talk to her, but she was acting choo-choozy, like she's too good to talk.

by Roybeezee March 13, 2008