Choke the chicken

1. spank the monkey

2. hug the hedgehog

3. jack off

4. masturbation

etc.

Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken

Guy 2: wtf?

by M dizzle up in this hizzle August 04, 2008

Choke the Chicken

1. Slang term for "masturbation."

2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.

"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"

by Professionally Insane January 26, 2009

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 01, 2004

choke the chicken

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx October 05, 2015

Choking The Chicken

A frase that is often used to describe a male masturbating.

I walked in on Kevin Choking the Chicken to gay porn!

If I don't choke the chicken before work, I can't focus.

There's nothing better than choking the chicken after a long hard day at work.

by ObviousDailyLingo January 26, 2016

Choke the chicken

Verb. Male masturbation

Gimme my laptop I'm going to Choke the chicken

by Heybroski July 06, 2015