Chirp

What you say after someone tries to be funny, but fails.

You can chirp yourself if you know what you just said wasn't funny, or got no reaction.
Sean: So i walked into a bar, and the bartender asked what i wanted.
Brett: Chirp...
by KTisntahooker December 13, 2010
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Chirp

The act of giving someone an armpit zerbert during sex. Usually develops into a fetish.
Chirp me! Chirp me! Oh yes! Chirp me just like that!
by Hairy McPit November 10, 2010
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by shippee June 12, 2009
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Chirp

A gangsta term, similar to "beef".
When someone is insulting you/fighting with you/ beefing you, this is called chirping.
"You gonna chirp him after school?"
"Yea bo-iii"
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"He was all up in ma grill chirping me"
by Trufs February 17, 2009
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Chirp

To listen to a new song or band.
"Man i was on myspace the other day and found this new band. You should chirp them.
by Thomas kimbler September 07, 2008
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Slang for the deafening silence that comes when someone gets pwned in public and cannot come up with a decent response.
"She used to talk smack all the time, but now she's nothing but chirp chirp"
by The Czar of Goading November 25, 2009
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When you clasp your scrotum and penis in your hands as to hide its contents from view. Then patiently wait for unsuspecting women to approach; when they asked what’s in your hands say it’s a little bird you caught and are trying to nurse back to health. When you are asked to see it, play hard to get and say, "You don't want to see it". When they pressure you some more you are to reveal your fully exposed scrotum and penis and immediately say "CHIRP... CHIRP”!
Timmy got fired from his job at the public swimming pool for playing the "CHIRP CHIRP" game on minors.
by T-CUP July 03, 2015
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