Cheesewizz

A slang term for pornography or 'porn'. Can be used to disguise embarrassment that can be evoked when saying "porn". However, not a very widespread term, however Cheeswizz is becoming more popular.

Co-incidentally, Cheesewizz is also an American dairy product. It consists of a cheesy spread, that can be used for sandwiches and dips etc. Retail price is roughly $5.00, quite a bargain.

Dude 1: "Jake, send me the cheesewizz."
Dude 2: "Ok then"

Dude 1: "Bro I just saw the new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Oh sweet man, how is it?"

Dude 1: "Oh my days, Zach Best made a new cheesewizz!"
Dude 2: "Awesome!"

by Solid Brickway December 31, 2009

Cheesewiring

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

cheesewhizzing

The act of taking laxatives and then pooping in your partner's mouth so hard that it sprays out of their nose.

person 1: hey I heard your new partner is into scat

person 2: yeah we are going to be cheesewhizzing tonight
person 1: that sounds like its going to be fun to clean up

by local trans woman July 3, 2022

Cheesewich

A sandwich, but with cheese instead of bread. It's amazing.

Kodi: This bread cheesewich is amazing. o-o

by KoditheTyphlosion November 14, 2011

cheesewheel

A dick that resembles a cheesewheel.
It is a chode, but much wider.

"My cheesewheel is so wide, i gotta jack off like a DJ!"

by B.$$$.DUBBS January 7, 2006

Cheeswhiz

Cheeswhiz is what happens when your dick hole is so impacted with dick cheese that when you try to pee, your whiz sprays in unpredictable directions. Like a broken sprinkler head or split water pipe.

Floyd's wife, Mildred was quite pissed when she found that his Cheeswhiz had soaked the fresh roll of toilet paper and her new flower print shower curtain.

Oscar knew he was in for a real asswhoopin' when he noticed his cheeswhiz had just hit the big biker at the urinal next to him.

by Kobiashi Maru November 4, 2008

CheeseWheel

When a person's dick is relatively short in length but the width is phenomenal. Usually the width is at least 4 times the lengths. A synonym for CheeseWheel is panty wetter.

You oughta seen this guy, his dick was 2 inches long but like a foot long, like a CheeseWheel!!!

by eric_howie May 22, 2014