The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

Cheese man

Very, very hot person. He could melt you if you just stepped within a mile of him. 🥵

Cheese man=Hot

by Artistiicz October 5, 2021

The cheese man

he is god

the cheese man is god and produces cheesey cum

by faceiscum November 17, 2021

Cheese man

Big man with sweaty pits And a hairy stomach and usually has grease and cheese behind balls and crack.

Youre a cheese man

by Bigboy03 October 15, 2020

cheese man

a cheese man is someone (most knowingly a person that is bald) he has an orange face and almost all his face is the same skin tone which makes him look like a cheese.

someone: so what type of guys are you into?
namjoon: “i’m really into the cheese man”

by devilicpower July 7, 2020

cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese

“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese”

by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021