cheetus

A monstrously fat woman resembling a walrus wearing cheetah print pants.

Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"

Cheetus: "Num num num num"

by Ator February 26, 2008

Cheezus Crisp

A pun on the curse, Jesus Crisp. Mostly used by people who can't say, "Jesus Christ", people with a sense of humor, or hungry people.

Church Student, "Cheezus Crisp!"
Priest, "Did you just say Jesus's name in vain?!"
Church Student, "No, I said cheese... I'm kind of hungry..."
Priest, "Ah, ok, continue on with your work."

by Pinesal January 10, 2009

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

Cheezus

The cheese-version of Jesus. Yes, there is a cheese-Jesus:
Cheezus.

Dude, I was eating some Cheese whilst praying to Jesus(the baby version), and my cheese just like, turned into the face of my Lord, and I was like, "WHOA MAN IT'S CHEEZUS."

by CheezusWorshiper August 14, 2009

Cheedwin

Cheedwin (Ch-eed-win) lol

A different spelling and slightly different pronunciation of "Children".

You use this word to make fun of someone by calling them "little" or "not-nearly-as-smart-as-i-am"

Bob- "Want to hang out?"
Carl- "Sorry, got to watch these cheedwin."
Little kid- "Hey!"

by Pseudonym1111111111111111111 June 29, 2011

Cheeburger

Cheeburger is when a girls camel toe is so thick and juicy that it looks like to cheese burger buns collapsing onto each other

Hey check out amys camel toe bro, yeah man she got that cheeburger

by Geo L. February 21, 2015

chilean cheedle monkey

A small monkey that lives in Chile. It is endangered due to the overhunting of them.

That Chilean Cheedle Monkey threw a corn at me.

by Corn Smith October 29, 2008