Chapter 139

Shingeki no Kyojin chapter that introduced birb eren, armin talk no jutsu, and simp ymir

Person 1: Did you read SnK Chapter 139?
Person 2: TATACAW

by LegendaryFWD April 12, 2021

Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

Craputer

N. A crappy computer

My craputer keeps crashing!

by dangerburger January 18, 2008

Chapter 55

1. The fifty-fifth chapter in a book, the chapter after fifty-four and before fifty-six
2. The chapter in Ignight Me by Taherah Mafi in which Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars fuck

A: I just read chapter 55!
B: cool

OR
A: yo let’s do some chapter 55ing
B: that means let’s fuck right?
A: yeah

by Jesus_Choncho April 23, 2019

Chavhunter

A mega agressive person who beats up chavs. Usually a goth who wants revenge.

Chav hunters have have been known to operate in small packs and carry weapons. (Nunchuckers and swords being faves.)

The Chav's Bogeyman

Chav 1: Don't hang around McDonalds, I hear the Chav hunter comes here - and if he catches you...

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp July 16, 2005

Charcuterie

A Lunchable that majored in musical theater.

We got several starters including the house made bread and charcuterie.

by Margs891208 May 27, 2021

Chapter 2 Season 5

Chapter 2: Season 5, also known as Season 15, is the fifteenth season in Fortnite: Battle Royale that started on December 2nd, 2020 and is set to finish on March 15th, 2021. Its theme revolves around The Zero Point and bounty hunters from different universes and realities with the slogan "Join the Hunt" and the title Zero Point.Galactus, aka The Devourer of Worlds, made it to the Apollo island. He managed to unearth the Zero Point from underground, exposing it to the island. The Avengers managed to stop Galactus, however, the Zero Point became exposed and damaged, which caused a large desert biome to appear in the center of the island.

How did it start?
The season began with John Jones waking up in his office and answers the phone call, exhilarated to announce that he and his team have survived the arrival of Galactus. The unknown woman tells Jones that the Zero Point is exposed and to fix the problem, which he does right away. He ignores the lady and starts walking out of the office when the lady says "...And do not to draw the attention of The Seven." Jones exits the office and enters the cavern in an attempt to stabilize the Zero Point. He then controls a device which sends the world's best hunters across all realities to the island. Eventually, Jones drops down into the island as well, with the Zero Point exposed.

" friend: Hey did you just get the Chapter 2 Season 5 battle pass?" Yes but you can't have it but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhh whyyy oh just why?!!!" "Because I DENT have anymore V-bucks." Friend: "NANI?!"

by Tobiboi876 February 4, 2021