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Conaphobia

The fear of Conan O’Brien spontaneously coming into your house and into your fridge. stealing your good milk and pouring it down the drain.
wife with Conaphobia tells husband she’s pregnant while Conan O’Brien pours good milk down the drain.
by Conan O’Brien November 30, 2021
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Seraphobia

An irrational hate or fear towards Seraphine, a playable character in a moba game, made by "small indie game" developers: Riot Games.

While the criticism of Riots character design for the character is valid, victims of Seraphobia may experience augmentations of one's religion, constantly regarding to a totally real passage in the Quran, regarding another characters "E" ability.

While most Seraphobes only go as far as to enjoy relatively light hearted memes criticizing the champion, severe cases of Seraphobia may cuase real mysoganistic behavior and develop toxic masculinity.
Seraphobia Victim: "Please Allah, she lives in my head rent free, I can't take it anymore. I must run it down mid. Willham, please remind us of Jacques' E."
by A Seraphobe January 27, 2022
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Cumaphobia

Fear of male sexual excrement that goes beyond fear of spitting/swallowing. One suffering from cumaphobia usually substantiates her fear by delivering meaingless threats such as "If your cum comes anywhere near my face I will wipe it on your shirt."

These threats are worthless because those suffering from cumaphobia fail to realize that a messy shirt is worth a shot in the face.
"As I was about to cum, my girlfriend freaked out. Realizing that she suffered from cumaphobia, I helped her face her fear by shooting a load all over her face."
by Jolly May 31, 2004
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carlphobia

Carlphobia is a real phobia that Can happen to anyone whos around someone who gives off a ton of bullshit
Man Hes giving me a Shit ton of Bullshit hes gonna give me Carlphobia
by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 9, 2019
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Covaphobia

Covaphobia is an extreme fear of people coughing in a public area with it being hospitals as well.
I dont know why my friend has covaphobia even after the vaccine was made.
by Higly Person February 6, 2021
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CADaphobia

The fear of having your work/design be for nothing, on the CAD program of your choice, because the project manager had a fucking epiphany and decided that what you were designing was either wrong or unnecessary relevant to the new design.
-Hey Ata, are you... ok? You haven't been around for 5 days and you look very traumatized. Is it CADaphobia again buddy?

-*Shaking* Everything... is gone. Every single fucking thing I designed is gone because apparently "We already had the design drawn

-It's alright buddy, let's get some coffee in you

-*Hisses*
by Soldier_1058 March 2, 2021
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cacaphobia

i have cacaphobia after i saw wills skids
by jondunn January 18, 2022
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