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Career Girlfriend

The Career Girlfriend : The kind of girl, whom by the end of the first date is already talking about wedding plans, kids and where the new house would ideally be.

Being your girlfriend is her career and you are 'the one'. This has of course been repeated many times previously, curiously failing each time due to a fleeing boyfriend.
"Watch out dude, she's a total Career Girlfriend!"

Warning Signs:

1) "Thanks, it's been a really good day - does this mean 'we' are an 'us'?"
2) Talk of the "L" word by date number two
by Yngwie J Malmsteen October 26, 2005
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career politician

A person who approaches to politics as a profession. A person who's in politics to make money and/or to have power.
For them, making the world a better place is secondary or immaterial.
Hillary Clinton calling Bernie Sanders a "career politician" is beyond infuriating.
by Undina Vaga April 22, 2020
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Caverunner

Caverunner is the term used to describe one of the practitioners of freerunning 2010 and before. The prefix "cave" references cavemen, who existed in the very early onset of human advancement. Like a cavemen, caverunners existed in the early onset of the sport of freerunning.

The term was created along with "Stone Tracer" with the belief that current freerunning/parkour practices and competitions will eventually evolve into a widespread cultural phenomenon that will hold the same status as the various sports practiced by youth such as skateboarding.

First coined sometime in the mid 2000's along with the term "Stone Tracer", the term is believed to originate inside the United States. The exact origins are not known, but the term has become widely used within various parkour/freerunning hotspots around the state of Texas.
"Following in the footsteps of the early caverunners, freerunning has become a sport revered among elite athletes and spectators alike."
by Dznil October 26, 2009
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Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.
Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.
by BV69BV May 2, 2017
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career

Similar to a 'job' or 'work'... Usually means that you are stuck at the same pay level that you start with. No chance for advancement and someone else will pass you for a promotion even if they are less qualified as long as they know the right people (Or have the right parents/family members). Also usually requires a piece of paper that you spent thousands of dollars on which you will never make back. The only people that will give this a thumbs down are people that had their 'education' paid for by their rich parents... They are very defensive when it comes to the truth being spoken out loud... People screw people over to get rich, that is how it works...
Jack: Hey Daniel, what have you been doing with your life lately?
Daniel: Oh you know... Doing the career thing. (Usually means giving up your soul and putting up with a tyrants bullshit just to pay rent because things were never handed to you for free...)
by Jack Daniels III July 18, 2007
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ted the caver

Ted the caver is a fictional story written by a man named Ted.

Ted the caver's website consists of many journals kept by Ted who later recalls his events in the strange cave and talks about his feelings at that moment.

This story is meant to scare individuals.
Man 1: Did you read that Ted the caver story?
MAn 2: Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.
by Caver Boy December 4, 2007
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end your whole career

when someone insults, or threatens you respond to them with this statement
Zack: you look a fucking shit flinging monkey...... Micheal: what did you just say I'm about to end your whole career
by Shadowphantom January 25, 2017
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