midnight catapult

When you are doing a chick doggystyle, you aim yourself so your back is to an open window. As soon as you finish, roll backwards and throw her out the window.

That bitch was given me shit yesterday, so I gave her the midnight catapult.

by chimmey April 2, 2008

Catapalang

Technical term for coffee stir sticks

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer into my coffee.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang

Technical term for coffee stir stick

Give me a catapalang to stir my creamer in my coffee.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

catapalang

Drink stirring stick

I need a catapalang to stir my drink.

by Country boy of thunder November 8, 2020

Cleaveland Catapult

This is preformed by a male having anal sex with his partner doggy-style. The male removes his penis from the anus trying to catch fecal chunks on the bottom of the penis. Next he pulls the penis back creating a catapault, taps his partners back, and releases as they turn around. Usually the male aims at the face in a scoring type fashion. Extra points are awarded for hitting mouth, nose, and eyes (Caution: Eye shots can cause pink eye.)

Jake Steed: Last night was awesome I cleaveland catapulted this girl and hit both eyes

by Trav-O March 1, 2008

catapult

when a man is about to ejaculate he pulls his dick back and flings his cum in the face of his partner.

Dustin: Dude i heard you catapulted your girlfriend last night
Brent: your damn right i did she licked it all up off her face

by Johnny whiplash 1994 September 3, 2010

cock catapult

at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face

"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"

by t_hic50 April 19, 2009