cosmopolitan

Similar to a strawberry shortcake, but in this case you cum on a black girls face and then punch her in the nose so that the blood runs down her face so that you have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry mixed together.

Yeah...i was doin Laquisha last night and gave her a massive cosmopolitan!!

by fleshdizzle January 22, 2009

Creeper Cosmopolitan

A total creeper with a sense of style or cute/hot.

Girl 1: Oh my God, check out that total creeper that has been checking me out on myspace. At least he's a Creeper Cosmopolitan...

by Simi Leaann Shiloh April 15, 2009

cosmopolitan bias

Synonym for critical thinking with negative connotation. Coined by Trump policy adviser and Lunesta enthusiast Stephen Miller.

Student: If people were already living in North America, how could Columbus claim to have discovered it?

Teacher: This question reveals your cosmopolitan bias and it's shocking. *Falls asleep*

by Farnaby August 26, 2017

Cosmopolitan

Any urbanite that influences politics. Referring to often left-wing city dwellers such as hipsters, punks, communists, etc.
Also often used by MEAN ALT RIGHT NAZIS to DOGWHISTLE ANTISEMITISM.

Rural Farmer: Man I'm sick of all these cosmopolitans influencing our politics!
Cosmopolitan: THATS ANTI-SEMETIC!
Rural Farmer: What?

by CrinnerBeater88 December 23, 2022

Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026

cosmopolian

a word your friend says when they are meaning cosmopolitan

what is that drink ummm..... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's cosmopolitan

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024

cosmopolian

a word your friend says when thinking about a cosmopolitan

what's that drink ummm.... a cosmopolian?
no idiot it's a cosmopolitan.

by Nina C2000 April 17, 2024