sabrina carpenter

MY MOM AND QUEEN— A talented, frckin amazing, beautiful singer and actress (she can dance, draw and play lots of instruments too)

There's nothing she can't do.

"Holy shizzle sabrina carpenter is amazing."

"Ikr, there's nithing she can't do."

by idontmindyourshadows February 28, 2017

Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter is not only my favorite singer and actress, but she is my family. She is so open and genuine to all of her fans. Sabrina is so beautiful on the inside and out. It's such a shame that there are people calling her a Disney star because she is so much more than that and has so much potential. I predict that she is going to be as big as her musical influences Adele and Rihanna. If you have never listened to her music, why are you still here? Go listen! Yes, you! Go listen!

And her acting... Sabrina is one of the best there is. She does many different roles and even tried one out of her comfort zone! It is easy to tell that Sabrina loves what she is doing. You can watch her in Girl Meets World, The Hate U Give, Tall Girl, and many more projects! Coming up she has Clouds, Work It and more she hasn't mentioned yet!

I love Sabrina with every part of my heart and can't wait to see her change the world! :)

Mom: You need to stop obsessing over Sabrina Carpenter.

Me: She has been there for me when you weren't.

Mom: She is a nothing.
Me: She is my everything, and my family. That's all that matters.

by Johnny Wolf October 9, 2019

Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

carpenter's dream

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"

"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"

by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020

resting bartender face

Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling

That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off

by Derangedflamingo June 2, 2017

Liquid Carpenter

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013