Casturbating

When you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to masturbate with, and have to use the opposite hand to masturbate, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your dick.

Mike: Dude last night really sucked!!

Joe: How come?

Mike: Ever since I broke my wrist, I've been Casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!

Joe: Dayyyummmm

by gbainlaxman January 30, 2010

Catsturbating

The act of Masturbation via the process of having a creature of the felis genus knead it’s paws upon your genitals

Bro Timmy was Catsturbating the other day, he’s such a freak.

by Mr. Cactus February 14, 2021

Casturbating

The act of masturbating while listening to a podcast.

I was casturbating through the entire episode of Bad Counsel and halfway through Bombtastic before I finished!

by Bad Counsel July 29, 2021

Christurbating

Masturbating whilst thinking about and/or praying to our Lord Jesus Christ.

My mother caught me christurbating in my room yesterday.

by Sullavaag April 10, 2019