jesus christ in a cardigan sweater

a statement of disbelief or outrage. Goes on the same turf as "Christ on a cracker!" or simply "Jesus Christ!" Or the better "Jesus H. Christ!" Simply putting Jesus in a cardigan sweater makes it that much more of an animated phrase.

Chrystal found out she had to work late tonight and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater!"

Christina casually browsed the clothing rack and noticed a pair of jeans that were $300 and shouted "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater, who the hell would pay that much for these!?"

by Robert Barnett August 16, 2006

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

yellow cardigan

For the very first time, there I see
Someone with the same pains as me
Having done this time and time again
She wore a yellow cardigan.

A: you heard my R?

B: Having done this time and time again, She wore a yellow cardigan

C: cool

by sleepyvx September 24, 2021

carigan

Carigan is a sweet loving girl, and also loves to have some fun with makeup! She's very sweet-hearted and is careful about what she does and says around her friends. Also known to make a man fall straight in love. Carigans are known to have some big boobs, and love to party with their free-spirited mind.

Guy| damn.. Who's she?
Girl| her? Oh she's Carigan
Guy| she is beauutiifulll

by ~theunkownbeauty~ June 23, 2016

wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Cardigang

A group or gang of people wearing cardigans.

"Look at that cardigang walking down the street. They look super hip."

by Charlotti January 27, 2013

Carrigan

Usually a girl who is obsessed with moster, weirdcore, skateboards and anime. They are great friends and will support you no matter what, you always wanna be friends with Carrigan.

Some random person: "Hey do you know Carrigan? She is really nice" Me: "Yea, that's my best friend"

by The_biggest_simp_ever July 24, 2021