Carlsonomics

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.

Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

by America Explained March 14, 2021

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

Cody Carson

The lead singer for Set It Off

Hey, have you heard of Set It Off?
No.
Oh, Cody Carson's in it!
Who tf is that

by Magoby February 5, 2020

Carlson School of Management

(n) {originally English, (1998)}
1. An institution in Minneapolis, Minnesota that excels in the field of douchebaggery.

US: \kärl-'ên skül êv 'man-ij-mênt\
International: \karlsên sku:l êv mænid3mênt\

1. (in conversation) My son is studying at the Carlson School of Management. (reply) Oh, so I see he is becomming a well-trained douchebag.

by lLamaD February 18, 2005

Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

Carson Daily

An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.

Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.

by 2-D November 25, 2006

adam carson

1)Drummer for A.F.I
2)Extremely attractive
3)Hella Rad guy

Person 1: who is the best drummer out there?
Person 2: Why, Adam Carson from AFI is

by Britt. Burgan May 16, 2005