carcerophobia

fear of landing in jail.

He does not steal anything, not even a thing worth a farthing because he has carcerophobia.

by uttam maharjan August 16, 2010

Carncert

It is the time spent in your car driving while listening to your favorite music and singing out loud as though you are on stage in front of millions of people. This usually lasts for quite a while for example on a road trip. Also, it's very deceiving because one feels as though he or she sounds identical to the artist and therefore gets very into his or her performance.

Joni was feeling so good as she performed her Carncert singing every song from Adele's 21 album and then closed her show with an encore and tribute to Amy Winehouse by performing every song from Back to Black.

off key flat note singing singing in the car

by Delicate Heart January 18, 2012

Cancertard

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

by CromBomb August 17, 2016

Cancertruth

Excitotoxin related substance found on top of human's brain. Mind altering and more importantly deadly if not treated, turning into any and all forms of cancer. Removing this involves using a chelation and omega 3 fatty acids.

"Two weeks after I went to a mercury free dentist to remove my mercury fillings, I did not feel so crazy, and lost the cancer tumors thanks to finding out the cancertruth."

by Cancer Doc November 13, 2012

cancert

A concert that gives you cancer

Hey, have you been to the One Direction cancert?
Yeah, it gave me brain cancer.

by Smuggler28 March 3, 2018

Cancertivetation

Change and or mutant cells to cancer cells.

Cancertivetation giving people cancer.

by its your boy john apple May 30, 2018

carcetta

girls with the name carcetta are slim thicc with red cheeks like a tomato. they’re very rare and hard to find. if you ever meet a carcetta NEVER let her go because she will be one of the best people you meet.

friend one: “damn bro that girl is a carcetta”
friend two: “oh man you right she got them red cheeks”

by Realgaf November 16, 2020