carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.

Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;

by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003

Carboni

CARBONI - Carb-oni = Carbohydrate Demon

Carb
A carbohydrate is an DUMB organic compound.
Carbohydrates are NOT ESSENTIAL nutrients in humans.

ONI
Devil / Demon
www urbandictionary com define.php?term=oni

George: Oscar, how have you become such a fat ass?

Oscar: I am a Carboni

Or:
Pizza is my Carboni

by difdiffer February 4, 2010

carboneurotic

1. A functional disorder originating from carbon footprint guilt in which feelings of anxiety, obsessional thoughts, compulsive acts, and physical complaints without objective evidence that humans are the root cause of "Global Warming" dominate the personality manifesting through radical and extreme lifestyle changes or indecision and a degree of social or interpersonal maladjustment.

The inconvenient truth that new industrial markets are emerging at an alarming rate designed to exploit carboneurotic people which, ironically enough, is perpetuating the very same problem they are so desperately trying to resolve.

by Brannon H. Hamlin October 4, 2008

Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

carbonikk

a bitch loser who makes pluggnb music

carbonikk is a bitch.

by carbonikk May 10, 2022

Carbonwashing

Carbonwashing is similar to Greenwashing. Carbonwashing is the practice of virtue signaling by companies or individuals to proclaim that they are purchasing "carbon credits" or similar type carbon producing offsets as a means to polish their corporate image. While, in the background they may or may not be doing this as it is a very shadowy audit process to actually prove that you are indeed having any impact whatsoever further to whatever metrics you are using to illustrate.

I just came from a conference and they were speaking of "carbon offsets" and "carbon capture" credits for their business. I'm not sure that these companies are actually measuring this properly or even partaking in sames. I think many of them are just Carbonwashing us.

by intothefray September 7, 2023

carbonite filter

generally used in conjunction with a bong, a ring of carbon is used to filter out a significant portion of carcinogens in smoke from weed; thereby, drastically increasing the percentage of THC in the smoke and getting you ridiculously high! =P

This carbonite filter is DANKE!

by word iup October 18, 2010