carboner

1) An erection received by hitting a speed bump in a car, which shoots a jolt of force to the crotch, causing the erection.

I had to wait a minute before getting out of my girlfriend's car because I had a carboner.

by OLOKING October 11, 2006

Carbone

An impressively large amount of work.
A waste of time.
A nuisance or annoyance
An inevitable event that you don't want to partake in.

"I have a carbone of a day today"
"all that paperwork was a carbone"

by youkilledkennyyoubastard September 22, 2009

Carbone

A calcified disc in a fish's fin that disperses to make the water cloudy.

Carbonoma is a neoplastic disease in fish affecting the carbone.

by XTDVM March 9, 2018

Carbone

See Bethann Carbone.

by Woody June 4, 2003

Carboner

When your dick is as hard as a diamond.

I had 3 Viagra pills and now I have a carboner.

by Unknown600085 February 19, 2019

Carbone

Skinny white boy with a gun

My names “Carbone” skinny white boy with a gun.

by lolxoliz September 23, 2020

carboner

An erection caused by an exotic or expensive car.

Hey Mitch, did you see that Bugatti Veyron?" "Hell yeah, it gave me a carboner!

by hughjeffincok January 24, 2011