Canoes

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."

Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.

by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010

Cangster

Cang-ster
(noun)
Canadian gangster

ex.
Justin Bieber
i.e.
"Only you shawty"
ex.
Justin Bieber is a cangster

by Muuuuuuuuhdeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2009

Canonsburg middle school

A cancer ridden shit hole excuse for a middle school. The teachers are fucking retarded, the lunches taste like shit. Its always hot as fuck. And when it is cold its way too cold.

Canonsburg middle school is garbage

by Get oofedm9 December 8, 2017

Canonsburg

A small town in south western Pennsylvania with nothing to do at all and nothing that makes it unique. Home of the Canon Crack school district which is filled with chlyamidea ridden whores that will suck your dick for some crack, hence the name Canon Crack.

I got chlyamidea from one of the Canonsburg Canon Crack girls the other week, best head I've ever had though!

by CanonCrackMac November 3, 2018

food canoes

human feces that is floating

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

by Torgo Rouzdouer July 27, 2008

Canoga Park Camouflage

When a man reaches orgasm and finishes all over his partner. (Canoga Park being the porn capitol of the U.S)

"Man, Heather was wearing some awesome Canoga Park Camouflage after I was done with her last night."

by Mike Lima February 16, 2015

Canonsburg

Good old Canonsburg, home of whores and located in America's number one heroin overdose county, Washington PA. Do not shoot the heroin here cause it is cut as hell and don't even think about messing with the Canonsburg crips cause they are a heavy gang influence around here.

Is that heroin from canonsburg? That shit isn't even white I wouldn't even shoot that in my rival gang members arm.

by CANONSBURGCRIPGANG November 3, 2018