cannonball

When a guy jerks off and shoots the load in his own face.

guy 1: Hey, I'm going to jerk off.
guy 2: OK. Don't forget your cannonball goggles.

by Kevin Dean Nicewanger April 30, 2006

cannonballs

An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.

The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.

by J.P. Shepherd September 17, 2007

cannonball

When you take a bong hit of a newport 100, then pound an entire 40 oz of olde english

Man did u see that scumbag do that cannonball.

by Adam Smirti December 27, 2008

cannonballing

Quickly drinking an alcoholic beverage and then passing it to a partner. Follow the procedure until the alcoholic beverage is finished

Hey Whitney, do you want to cannonball this beer?

by brandon February 1, 2004

Cannonballism

when you don't know how many of the letter 'n' to put in a word

Sarah didn't know how to spell 'cannibalism' She was effected by her cannonballism and couldn't decide how many n's were needed.

by sassypants058 December 3, 2011

cannonballing

A hit of weed quickly followed by a shot of alcaholic beverage taken before you let the smoke out so that the smoke goes in to your stomach getting you stoned faster after you take the shot release the smoke which looks very sexy and also acts as a chaser.

#1 ; man whats the best way to get drunk and stoned and look sexy really fast
#2 : dude just cannnball that shit, cannonballing is the answer to everything

by through and through June 11, 2006

cannonball

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

Dude that splash was sihhhh duuu. A cannonball

by sihhh dude January 13, 2018