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kick the cannism

The artful practice of putting things off, again and again, to avoid having to be in a position of responsibility, often an artifact of combined laziness and fear of being blamed.
Civil service bureaucracies are known for having entrenched cultures of kick the cannism, artifacts of cushy salaries and an overarching acceptance of reactive solutions in lieu of a proactive mindset.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020
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candied hair

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
by poop2019 April 2, 2012
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Cani

Some kind of social class (very common in Spain, although in South American countries are known with other names and similar features) which have the reputation of being jerks and they usually go in group to mess with people. They have a particular way to dress (shabby tracksuits, fake gold necklaces...), and they usually have low levels of intelligence since they left high school as soon they could.

Some of them pretend to be "Canis" as a trend, but to be honest some of them are "Canis" since they were born. Both types of "Canis" cannot write and talk properly since they are pretty affected by a large amount of weed consumption. Another important feature of "Canis" is their vehicles, they must have a tiny motorcycle that makes a lot of noise. They also think that they are the kings of their neighborhood, and they try to mess with all the people they come across (always in group), though they are not very dangerous they will try that you give them 1 euro.

They usually live in the outskirts neighborhoods of the big cities, and they don't usually leave its neighborhood boundaries, unless they go to a "Cani discotheque" where they all gather (with cani girls that are called "Chonis") and dance in an embarrassing way.
Me: "I went to visit my girlfriend, and I saw that she lives in a neighborhood which is full of canis."
Friend: "You should break up with her, too much time living with those canis, will make her become one of them."
Me: "Yeah, but she's not like that, I should get her out of there and bring her to my place."
Friend: "Hurry up bro!"
by airliner December 28, 2014
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go cannibal my hannibal

This describes a comical request for a blow job.
Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!
by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017
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Canibais Salientes

Canibais salientes is a group of young brazilian girls that dance Ragatanga (or Boy is a Bottom), love gay couples, crave world domination and like to make satanic rituals to honor Bryan Fuller, Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy.
Q : Do you (wor)ship Hannigram, Johnlock, Cherik, Spirk and other male pairings?
A: Yes!
Q: Do you desire world domination?
A: muffled sobbing yes
Q: Are you omnipresent?
A: Hell yeah
Q: Do you practice yoga and cadeira rodada?
A: Yep. McAvoy and Fassbender too
Canibais Salientes: You're in.
by sherlock holmes May 2, 2014
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Cannibowl

One who invites oneself to partake in your weed, especially right as you light a freshly-packed bowl; a hybrid of cannabis and bowl and a homophone of cannibal.

Someone who Bogarts your bowl.
Pussy McGee: Yo, is that OG Kush? Let me hit that!
Eight-Foot Cock In Sunglasses: Fuck off you cannibowl.
by John, A Goat From Space March 6, 2011
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cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!
by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
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