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Flying Canadian

Where a man on the top bunk of a bunk bed pours maple syrup, from the teat of the mother maple in Canada, on a woman's ass who is waiting on the ground. The man then leaps off the top bunk, sings the Canadian anthem, and makes full penetration.
Tony- "Dude, did you hear that loud crash last night?"
Ted- "Yeah man, I think Bill pulled another Flying Canadian."
Tony- "That explains why I don't have any maple syrup then."
by Ball-verine February 26, 2012
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Canadian Shower

1. Taking a liquidy shit off a ski left.
2. Can also be applied to any situation in whch a liquidity shit occurs by accident.
Example 1: Bob ate a burrito just before going skiing and gave a Canadian Shower to a group of little kids skiing under the lift.

Example 2: I wanted to fart in Bob's face while he was sleeping but I accidentally gave him a Canadian Shower.
by TheKimmer July 28, 2012
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Candad

Candad, the old name of the Federative Republic of Brazil, has been changed after most people thought it was so similar to Canada. Although the name Candad is still being used by most intellectuals, BaldBoyHalo doesn’t believe it is real. Skeppy City is the largest city in area, and the capital of Candad. Darryl City is the most populous city of the country, and is named after YouTuber BadBoyHalo. Around 30 million people live in Darryl, which is 14% of the population.
The national food of the country is muffin, however most of the population loves McDonald’s cheesy fries more. People usually eat McDonald’s cheesy fries and baguettes together.
The search engine DuckDuckGo is hosted in Candad.
Recently, YouTubers a6d and Skeppy considered moving to Candad.
“I will move to Candad. I heard some famous YouTubers are moving there.”
“Do you mean Canada?”
“No, you idot! Candad, not Canada.”
by lacrymae June 27, 2019
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Canadian sweep

An NBA playoff series that ends in six games. Defined as “sweeping the opponent, but giving them two, you know, to be polite." Preferably, but not necessarily, a series in which the series-winner loses the first two games on the road then wins the next four in a row.
by 416G May 25, 2019
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The Canadian Scramble

“You put the dick in the tits and you tie it in a bow, put some ketchup on it, that’s a Canadian Scramble!”
We made The Canadian Scramble on the futon.
by TIttyTickler22 December 29, 2020
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Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.
Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.
by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010
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Canadian snow storm

The act of ejaculating into an oscillating fan, making your semen fly all over the place
The Canadian snow storm was hitting the room full of girls hard
by Giggity Goo March 27, 2017
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