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Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.
Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011
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calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.
Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
by Ashwanda October 23, 2017
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Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.
by Mully2222 January 24, 2018
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calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.
Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.
by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018
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Calendar Year

A financial year starting on January 1 and ending on December 31. Called a calendar year for obvious reasons.
Person 1: Did you hear about the budget for calendar year 2016?
Person 2: No! That shit is boring as fuck.
by nilethe146 May 25, 2015
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calendar stalking

The act of using Outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. Typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.
I hadn't heard back from Jim today, so I engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.
by lismo September 24, 2009
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Calendar Droppings

Purposely planting awkward and embarrasing meetings in your co-workers Outlook calendar for everyone to see.
Dude, I have a GILF date with Joe's grandmother tonight? And a prostate exam right after? I think I'm the victim of some calendar droppings.
by reliefpitcher June 24, 2008
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