Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.

ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.

by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 6, 2019

Crank down

To masturbate in an authoritative manner

"You're gonna crank down... at work???"

by White_Mamba January 7, 2012

crankasaurus

A person whose crankiness is so extreme it feel like a t-rex just bit your head off. Their crankiness is as large as a brontosaurus and this person is to be avoided.

Watch out for Bob, he is a real crankasaurus this morning.

by beer head September 11, 2009

memory crank

Verb. A traditional form of masturbation, dating back to ancient times, where one channels his or her memory of a previously successful and pleasurable sexual encounter. Due to the rampant increase in availability of pornography via magazines, movies and the worldwide web, the number of recorded memory cranks per year has dropped by over 86%, although it still flourishes in many third-world countries and the southern United States where access to said improvements in pornographic materials currently remains limited.

"I was in the shower the other day and for whatever reason, I started thinking about that girl Sally I boinked in the shower back in college. Next thing I know, I'm sportin' a chubby and decide to give myself a good, old-fashioned memory crank."

by Kristopher Miller January 25, 2006