Calorie Crusade

The self-less act one embarks on to save their siblings from eating Junk food.

Today I looked in the cupboard for the Birthday Cake Oreos mom bought. Then I saw Johnnie curled up on the ground spooning with the Oreo box. After he arose from his dense slumber he proclaimed "Arg!! The Calorie Crusade is over! I've have thwarted the Oreo Crown, and saved my sisters summer bods!" He is such a doll.

by StoneColdSaidSo July 3, 2016

Negative calorie

A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.

Examples...

Asparagus * Fennel
Aubergine * Gourd *
Broccoli * Leek
Cabbage * Lettuce *
Carrots * Marrow *
Cauliflower * Peppers
Celery * Radish *
Chicory * Spinach
Cress * Tomato *
Cucumber * Turnip

I don't want to gain any weight from calories, I think I'll have some cucumber because it's a negative calorie food.

by BAHAHHA! October 5, 2008

calorie queen

A fat chick; a fat girl; a woman who is overweight or obese.

I got so drunk that I ended up shacking up with a calorie queen.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Calorie Gallery

When your so fat that people cant help but stare at you as if you are some rare piece of art.

I almost got into a freaking car accident while staring at some calorie gallery wearing spandex and a tube top.

by David From Austin September 26, 2007

calories

microscopic creatures that come into your closet and sew up your clothes tighter every night.

person 1: urgh, my clothes are now too small for me
person 2: it must be all those calories

by 5sostheemos May 3, 2013

HOOKAH CALORIES

when you smoke hookah you have to run around a couple of times to not gain the weight of the hookah, or you'll end up rohundus like georgi.

AXCHI i went to smoke hookah the other day and then i forgot to run around and i gained 7 pounds, this is what i get and now i gained all the hookah calories.

#BEGEMONT PROBLEMS

by lavashak_arbi July 7, 2022

Calorie Bombing

calorie bombing /ˈkal(ə)rē/ bɑmɪŋ
(Verb)

Sabotaging an unwitting dieter with a gift of a scrumptious variety and post ingestion of said delectable dictating the nutritional fact label to them to convey the general unhealthiness or extreme calorie denseness, then watching them wallow in guilt and shame.

Calorie bombing has to stop in this office. I never would have guessed that truffle was 140 calories. Now my diet is trashed.

by emotionSDK March 13, 2012