"I'm gonna give you the hardest Buttshecks you ever got, 'ya little pony..."Said jim the pony Buttshecker
by Jack shannon January 9, 2009
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"Flying from Pittsburgh to Seattle sucks raging airplane buttshitass." - Matthew Inman (TheOatmeal.com)
" My boss is such a..a.....a.. BUTTSHITASS!"
" My boss is such a..a.....a.. BUTTSHITASS!"
by Urban_Monkey_One April 17, 2010
Get the buttshitass mug.A term used to describe a group of incredibly ignorant people who fail to see the offense they may have caused despite it being blindingly obvious. They will often stupidly consider a word or an act "random" or "made up", therefore, unable to cause offense, when in reality it is inevitable that said word or act will only result in negative consequences.
"Those guys are such Buttshizzle, how can they possibly think they'll get away with it."
"That group of video games players are clearly going to be banned for that name, what Buttshizzles."
"That group of video games players are clearly going to be banned for that name, what Buttshizzles."
by Justice Will Prevail May 19, 2009
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Get the Buttshark mug.Hey ya dude u been on buttshmut or sunkin cuz ur attitude is off the heezy for sheezy!!!
*BANG* fukcker!!!
*BANG* fukcker!!!
by holacokb47ghettohalr November 4, 2003
Get the buttshmut mug.An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.
Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.
Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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