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Buttshit 

Different than the more ambiguous term "shit", Buttshit refers to the actual shit from a butt.
That smells like buttshit.
Buttshit by Pryceless4lyfe February 22, 2017
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buttshit 

severe excrement pertruding from the anal cavity during severe anal penetration with a female.
Yo that bitch buttshitted all over my dick, cuz
buttshit by edgar bacardi January 30, 2004

Buttshit 

Referring to something unfair or upsetting, different from Bullshit in that it does not refer to a lie or untruth.
Yo dude I just had the best sex ever with your girlfriend! "That's Buttshit!"
Buttshit by M0NST3RPEN1Z August 28, 2022

buttshit 

My brother left his buttshit in the toilet.

buttshitfaceass 

someone who just sucks ass, someone no one likes, someone that everyone who wud wanna knee right in the balls!
"Just cause i love fall out boy doesnt mean im a buttshitfaceass!"
"Yes it does"

"I think tony hawk is overrated, and ryan sheckler is def not a pussy, and he is better than mullen and haslam!"
"Go suck suck major cock, u dick lick, stupid buttshitfaceass!"

Buttskitler 

A man who specializes in performing rectal insertion of skittles. Can be in either a sexual manner or just for fun.
"That guy became the buttskitler today!"
"How!?"
"He inserted a skittle up that girls arse last night!"
"Oh my god that's hilarious!"
Buttskitler by edudoeg September 24, 2014

buttshitass 

A name for an unbearable situation, completely unneccesary amount of time spent sitting in one place, or something so irritating this string of cusswords spews forth from your gut with the rage of a thousand suns.
"Flying from Pittsburgh to Seattle sucks raging airplane buttshitass." - Matthew Inman (TheOatmeal.com)

" My boss is such a..a.....a.. BUTTSHITASS!"
buttshitass by Urban_Monkey_One April 17, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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