bureaucunt

A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.

Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!

by Kittridge February 29, 2008

bureaumance

An office romance.

Silvain, don't you dare to resign if you value that bureaumance.
Also see: bureaumancipated

by lindafromhr June 16, 2018

Ron Burgundy-ism

A Ron Burgundy-ism is an exclamation, an exclamation, used by San Diego's own, svelte and classy anchorman, Ron Burgundy.

"Is that a Ron Burgundy-ism on your shirt?"
"By the beard of Zeus, it is!"

"Children, grow up."
"Son of a bee-sting! She's turning the entire office against us!

"Who is that?"
Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! It's Darlene from high school!"

"I shall now throw this shoe in your general direction."
"Knights of Columbus, that hurt!"

"Your house caught on fire this afternoon, sir."
"Oh, Uncle Jonathan's corn-cob pipe! Sweet grandmother's spatula! Oh, Saint Damien's beard! Hot pot of coffee! Sweet Lincoln's mullet!"

"Don't put your hand on the stove!"
Spider-Man's balls, that would've hurt!

by crystal0615 January 15, 2009

Ron Burgandy

narration There was a time, a time before cable. When the local anchorman reigned supreme. When people believed everything they heard on TV. This was an age when only men were allowed to read the news. And in San Diego, one anchorman was more man then the rest. His name was Ron Burgundy. He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

Ron Burgandy: (looking at his reflection in the mirror) Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.

by i lie pie July 4, 2006

Ron Burgundy

He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo

By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang

Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"

by brick tambland May 17, 2006

Bureaucrap

A lazy, paper-shuffling government worker. Bureaucrap's main duty is spending all money they are allotted by any means necessary, then asking for more the next fiscal year. Bureaucraps perpetuate the problems they are assigned to solve, as this is job security.

Upon realizing there was still $200,000 in the department's budget, bureaucrap Dan successfully arranged five seminars dealing with "Diversity in a Mid-Level Management Paradigm."

by Tuftskins April 29, 2009

Bureaucracy

1. A form of government in which the true power lies in the hands of committees who dictate policy and bureaus that carry them out, with little accountability to the constituency.

2. A form of government, the authority of which is not so much to accomplish anything, but to obstruct accomplishment by anyone else.

3. The form of government that the United States of America really practices while the politicians distract the constituency.

Many nations and corporations are governed as bureaucracies.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004