farting on a girls tongue while she gives you a rim job.
when your girls gives you a rim job and you fart you have now given her a bumper.
by ur mommy December 17, 2006
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The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).
My bumpers all bashed after that crash.
by Tom_NZ April 1, 2007
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Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.
Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers
by Smellyjelly April 3, 2011
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A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.
She was a bumper this chick was. I had to have her then and there.
by Brian Eakerous December 16, 2003
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A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.
I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.
by tarkowsky September 20, 2017
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To "bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.
"Dude, that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go bumper it bro!"

"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Yea!"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."

"You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."
by brotherofthechamp September 3, 2009
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