Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."
by CaptainAhab77 January 19, 2010
self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.
by MYNAMEIST February 16, 2007
Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”
- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”
- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”
- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”
- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”
I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism
I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.
by Potimarron October 05, 2013
An inability to examine an issue in depth. An inability to get beyond the basic thought, which sticks in their head like a mantra, closing off all other avenues of consideration.
Due to Larry's bumper sticker mentality, he was unable to understand the nuances of an issue beyond a basic premise, as in "guns don't kill people, people kill people." He lacked the ability to think beyond the bumper sticker.
by The Polish Grammarian October 19, 2015
by vistaman May 04, 2008
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.
by Buck Fiesta May 12, 2011
Doris: look at all those bumper stickers!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
Dad: we all know what that says about bumper sticker activism!
by pendraggon November 11, 2008