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Brunette Roulette

This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.
Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010
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Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.
The most beautiful women in the world are brunettes - catherine zeta jones, angelina jolie, vanessa marcil, and aishwarya rai (former miss world)to name a few.
by ps October 19, 2004
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Brunette

A person with brown hair which is a couple shades darker than a blonde and a few shades lighter than someone with black hair. It has nothing to do with intelligence, amount of fun or anything else. It's only a hair color that can be changed by dye, lemon juice or sun light... Sometimes bad koolaid.
"Well since I'm a blonde and supposedly 'Stupid' by social standards, I guess I should drip over that table and end up fighting that brunette over there because we look different. Or, I could be the only person here with a definition and not an opinion"
by Shauna July 5, 2004
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A female with dark hair, close to black but a bit lighter 1 or 2 shades (mostly). Being brunette doesn't mean that you are boring, dull, and uninteresting (though its common) because God create all hair colors are beautiful according to His image. Brunette hair can be as beautiful as blonde hair, red hair, and black hair I mean just look at Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, Azhwara Rai, Angelina Jolie, Monica Belluci, and Kristen Stewart all have brunette hair and they all look drop-dead gorgeous, but it's at the inside which more important than hair color as long as you have great personality and confidence then you can pull-off your brunette hair beautifully. Blonde hair is nice too, but some of them are not that nice because of most the shades are too pale and washed out according to my taste (like Paris Hilton), blonde also looks a bit terrible with tanned skin especially if it's platinum blonde. So, to all the brunettes who reading this please don't be insecure about yourselves, it's not boring at all, it's nice.
Brunette hair are nice too, not dull and boring

Just as lovely as blonde hair, red hair, and black hair

Overall all hair colors are beautiful
by Asian cookie September 1, 2011
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Brunette

The bubblist sweetest people you’ll get meet the ones that blondes are jealous of.
See that brunette over there she’s hot af.
by BaddieAshe September 16, 2020
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a peron with dark hair, not an insecure, horny, trashy, dull, or annoying freak. brunnettes are JUST people with dark hair thats it! brunettes think they're better than blondes and blondes think brunettes are insecure and annoying because they think they're better than blondes! when they're both wrong! brunettes arent insecure and annoying while blondes aren't better than brunettes. just get over yoursleves!! GAH!!!
guy 1: look at that blonde over there
guy 2: what about her
guy 1: she's hot cause she's a blonde!
guy 2: what difference does it make its just hair!

guy 1:look at that brunette over there
guy 2:what about her
guy 1:shes hot cause she's a brunette!
guy 2:what difference does it make it's just hair!
by just another secure brunette December 9, 2008
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1. a person with dark colored hair that is generally really cool and smart and knows a hell of alot more then blondes
2. if ya really want a lady..a brunette is the way to go. we have fun but actually know what we're talkin about.
all the hot girls that u see are generally brunettes and if they aren't then they died their hair and were originally brunettes.
by Leigh May 4, 2004
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