Brostosterone

A hormone that flows thru the veins of bro's. It gets out of control when haters talk shit.

Yo Emer chill out, you should understand this in a positive manner...its brostosterone roaming through your body

by goatfishsandwich March 9, 2011

Brotot

The male version of a ptot and the under-aged version of a bro. An under-aged male shows up at raves only for the pussy, drugs and booze, wears candy and claims to be "plur" but tries to act gangster at the same time, and wears lots of candy cuffs but doesn't care about the actual meaning at all. Likes to sag his black dickies, and wears a baseball cap with either a wife beater or no shirt. Basically a wannabe fratboy, clubber who's too young to do either. Sells drugs when he's at a parties and when he's back in high school.

Brotots like to ruin raves by getting in fights, they often start them over groping some other brotots etarded girlfriend or vomiting on a security guard. The brotot's music of choice is dubstep, electro house, and sometimes hardstyle. They don't know or care about anything other than played out shit. Their favorite pray is the ptot, who they like to have grimy sex with in the bathroom stalls. All they want to talk about is getting fucked up, bitches and "r0llin baw1z bro!"

These brotots are killing the rave scene, all they care about is getting fucked up and getting laid.

by E-mzng April 13, 2011

bromosexuality

when guys are really good friends, and they make jokes or talk to/about each other in ways that are almost homosexual, but not quite.

as in:

bromosexuality-
bro1: "shit man that hurt."
bro2: "that's not what you were saying last night"
bro1: "dude... i told you not to tell anyone about that."

by missLyma March 13, 2009

Brototypical

Relating to or illustrating of the typical qualities of a simple bro.

Watching the Sox and crushing Busch Lights with just us five dudes made for a rather brototypical night.

That was so brototypical of Neil to list 'sluts, football and beers' as his facebook interests.

by The Bodmaster July 6, 2009

brotastrophe

Brotastrophe - is an extremely large-scale disaster between two or more bros

Logan - "Bro I need a condom"

Justin - "Bro I used the last one"
(No Homo)

-Brotastrophe

by LoCoe602 January 9, 2012

Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

Brotastic

To be so bro-ey that you blow (or bro) everybody's minds; chillin out super hard; an adjective describing the overwhelming need to patronize taco bell at an innabropriate hour.

"did you see scott last night, he bro-ed the last b-pong cup, bro-ed to taco bell, and bro-ed one out to gillmore girls, epically brotastic"

by Brochiller trilla October 8, 2008