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Brotorboat

v. int. The act of a man pushing one's face in between two ample man-breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Wouldn't you love to see Ryan Seacrest brotorboat Meatloaf?
by theoddsmaker June 17, 2009
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Brotion

A manly scented lotion designed specifically to suit men's sense of smell.
My girlfriend always tried to put her fruity smelling lotion on me so I went out and got me some brotion so I wouldn't smell like a chick.
by Babe0807 July 4, 2009
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Britiot

Noun: Simon Cowell

Etymology: Originally a portmanteau of "British" and "idiot" it has come to mean anyone who happens to be Simon Cowell, host of X Factor. Initially the concept was to create a word that could be used generically to denote any British person who migrated to the United States specifically for the purpose of denigrating people publicly on national television despite not having a shred of even their most pathetic talents, but ultimately the realization was that only Simon Cowell met these strict requirements and, basically, he deserves his own word.

Trivia: Piers Morgan was also originally on the "short-list" for this distinction, but was removed after showing subtle hints of self awareness and (even more subtle) humility on Donald Trump's "The Celebrity Apprentice." Morgan is nonetheless under casual observation. He seems like a nice guy, though.
TV Watcher #1: Did you see Simon Cowell on X Factor last night? What a prick.
TV Watcher #2: Yeah, it's all about his glorification. What a chode. He's a Britiot.
TV Watcher #1: Actually, he is the only Britiot on record. If Piers Morgan starts up again I'll let you know, but I read an article that said he was actually a really nice guy.
by dilbrent October 20, 2011
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brothole

the apartment or dorm of a college chick
that smells like mad perfume, sex, and female nastiness.
slutty clothes all over the floor are also an indication that you are in a brothole

basically a brothel except the sluts that live there dont get paid
"dude your girls apartment smells like she was taking a whore bath all day"

"yeah man its a total brothole there"
by anonymous66789 January 6, 2009
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brotoplasm

bro•to•plasm, n. A sticky, viscous, whitish fluid ejected from the penis during male orgasm.
Adam fantasizes at length about covering his lab partner Angie's face with brotoplasm.
by vigsxxx October 2, 2009
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Botion

A drink in which you combine two or more types of beverages. It is often sold for quick sources of money
Person 1: Hey did u just see Luke with his botion
Person 2: Yeah I think he is trying to sell then so he can buy the new Nba 2K
by BotionMaker October 18, 2018
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brotivation

Ever feel like you can't get your life together? Like the only next possible step is quitting? Brotivation is the push you need from a close friend who knows you well. That friend provides adequate motivation for your next step to be successful and confident completion of you duties. Hella necessary during hangovers, depressed moods, exhaustion, and general lethargy.
Dude, I had 12 long island iced teas last night, there is NO WAY I can go to the hospital and help my wife push out our first baby.

Bro, this is the moment your life begins. No amount of LIT's should stop you from watching the moment you become a father.

Dude, you are right. Get me a glass of water and a some clothes that I didn't vomit on. Thanks for the brotivation.
by Meeshelluh May 13, 2010
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