brolivious

Being oblivious to the actions or desires of one's bros.

I was waiting for this chick to come sit down with me, but brolivious took the seat instead.

by pontiomni November 7, 2012

marco brolo

A harmless game for the bros; generally played in a crowded setting while searcing for a fellow brodude.

Ben: Hey bro, have you seen Vinny?

Ryan: Yeah bro, he's somewhere around here.

Ben:Hey I got an idea we'll just play a game of Marco Brolo.

Ben: Marco

Vinny: BROLO!!!<Answers from across the bar>

by BenGordon October 18, 2011

brolociraptor

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.

1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009

brolic

mesomorphically chiseled, buff, muscular, diesel, built.

Have you seen the Big Bad Booty Daddy Scott Steiner lately? He's truly brolic!

by weave March 31, 2003

Brolita

Like a Lolita, but the male equivalent to.

"Wow, that Brolita really turned on that cougar."

by tylercee January 15, 2010

brociology

the study of the bro and their interaction with each other.

dude is ur major sociology?
no I just study bros so its brociology.

by D'SHZNT June 10, 2009

broliterate

The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.

Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.

by Cooler Bro September 30, 2009