just eat your carrots and broccolli

used instead of the phrases

1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,

2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.

3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason

4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded

a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2012

Broception

When a man is inside another man whom he considers his bro. Can be sexual but doesn't have to be. A bro within a bro.

Bro 1: Dude, you're inside me bro!
Bro 2: I know, bro. It's broception!

by Inglorious Face February 13, 2013

Broccoli heads

The Gen Z teenagers (typically in high school) with those stupid haircuts that are long and curly on the top, and short on the sides, resembling a head of broccoli. They are also typically very thin and don't lift, perhaps due to low T.

Damn, the broccoli heads in my 7th period gym class never lift, they just sit there on their phones and talk.

by RoundLost12 June 19, 2021

broccoli head

broccoli heads are guys, usually in highschool, they are a form of local

trademark broccoli features include:

-undercut with curly hair, resembling a broccoli stalk
-almost exclusively wearing the colors red, black and white
-smokes weed, skips class
-sags pants
-jordans and af1s
-loves the brand true religion

-posts screenshots of rappers with vague borderline sadboy quotes on their snap story
-obsessed with trying to be hypermasculine

“ohgodohfuck look, a patch if broccoli heads, i gotta get out of here before they try to sell me a crusty dab pen.”

by iyatowa April 3, 2019

brockolivo

The running for political office by any unqualified meathead/former sports player, hoping to win on his sports glory alone. Named after Brock Olivo, the unsuccessful Republican Congressional candidate for Missouri's 9th District who never voted.

Did you hear about the new guy running for Congress? He's another brockolivo.

by MizzouDem September 4, 2009

Broconut

This is the type of friendship that is formed between two bros. One bro must be Hispanic and the other Caucasian. This is a special friendship of brown and white, similar to that of a coconut, to make the world a better place.

Brooke: "You and Jeff have a special type of bromance going on don't you?"

Adrian: "We have something better, Jeff is my broconut ! "

Jeff: "I'm confused, but I like it!"

by UNC Alpha Bro June 12, 2013

broceries

the small amount of convenience food items that single men often have in their fridge or freezer. Not to be confused with groceries, which are either grown or have some nutritional value and usually require cooking.

beer, leftover pizza, ketchup.

"Mandy spent the night at his place but couldn't stay for breakfast since all that he had in the fridge were broceries."

by kenchuto May 11, 2010